Choosing just five people to go on this list was ridiculously hard. In order to solve the issue of offending people, I've deliberated left off a few of the most meaningful of my friends. Which probably only makes everyone hate me more but...
1. Sulollibow - My dear friend of an undetermined length of time, though you may be the absolute worst at sympathy and don't have a single original song to your name, I don't know what I would have done if our parents' mutual friends didn't drop you off at my house without explanation over and over again. Sure, I'd have a few more brain cells, a few less stress lines, and Sunday mornings all to myself, but I'm sure you've been good for something along the way. Probably.
2. Amelia - It's weird that someone I've never actually met is making my list, which probably only makes the people I've deliberately left out just that much madder. But anyway. Past all the ridiculous feuds and disagreement after disagreement after disagreement, you have probably changed the way I see the world more than anyone else has. You and your abundance of hippie-esque world views has brought me down to Earth more times than I can count. Thank you for your wild stories and for teaching me to spell everything ever.
3. My old man of a twin - I'm still baffled by just how similar we are, despite all of our many, many differences. I don't think I quite believed you that first day we realized how many things we had in common. If you weren't such a mature old prude I would have thought you stalked me or something.I miss your abundant and unnecessary comments about what everybody is wearing just as much as you're missing my frequent insults about your everything.
4. Purple Gypsy - I've spent way too much time with you, and I've spent way too much of that time picking on you. You don't even read this blog so I don't even know why I didn't leave you out in favor of someone who might actually see this. You drive me nuts sometimes, but thank you for tolerating me.
5. A - Thank you for humouring me about everything. I don't treat you nearly as nicely as you deserve, because you're pretty much made up of sugar and sunshine on the inside, even if you're not always showing it.
I forgot to tell you that I have found yet another twin who is in the same program as me - although we're only twins interests wise, not in terms of looks and...-cough- voice.
ReplyDeleteAnd I am slightly confuzzled by the person you have never met. Imaginary, or cyber friend?