Unprofessional Blabbing #2

I have been taught countless times that, if you fall, you should fall on your back shoulder. People probably found it important that I knew because the combination of my lack of grace and my wimpy body meant that I was highly prone to injury.

However, falling correctly is pretty damn hard.

Before I even realized I was falling I was already on the ground.

Then I felt the sidewalk carve itself into my wrist, and that was that.