How Margins Work in High School

First, there's the assignment. It usually goes something like this:

(bushiness of hair and roundness of glasses directly correlates to teaching ability. If you have these traits, you pretty much have to be a teacher.)

In grade eight:

It won't fillllllllll

And, eventually, grade twelve rolls around, and your essays start to look more like:

It won't fitttttt BLEED PAPER, BLEED, BLEED MY ARTICULATE WORD CHOICES BLEEEEEDDDDD I need bigger paper.