Don't get me wrong, I love chocolate.
However, they make for pretty crummy gifts. Not that I'm complaining, I mean, come on. Free chocolate. But chocolate is like that gift you get for people you don't really know, or when you want to put all of three seconds thinking about what to get someone.
Also, it's not so bad when you know chocolate is coming. But when it's all wrapped up and pretty, it could be anything. But then it's chocolate and you're like, oh.
This Christmas, I was given at least 80 dollars redeemable for, if not already in the form of, chocolate. For those of you keeping score at home (read: nobody), that's a lot of chocolate.
Also, yes, my arm extends from my mouth. I'm sensitive about it.
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