1. Why did I start talking I have no idea where I'm going with this please someone interrupt me before I say something stupid wahhhhhh.
2. Why did she just interrupt me? I was about to say something funny.
3. Oh crap, that was definitely not as funny out loud as it was in my head.
4. I have a lot of more important things to be doing and I should probably stop goofing off.
5. Okay, now I'll stop goofing off.
6. Why am I even doing this it's not even fun.
7. People suck.
#3 happens to me occasionally - then I try to retell the story to fix it but then it just gets worse...
ReplyDelete#7 = story of your life